m4ge:
AT TARGET THERE’S A WHOLE BRIDAL LINGERIE SECTION AND THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN PURCHASE. YOU CAN LITERALLY VEIL YOUR NETHER REGIONS. YOU CAN FORCE YOUR PARTNER TO DRAMATICALLY UNVEIL YOUR GENITALS ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT. YOU COULD PROBABLY DO A DRUMROLL AND HUM THE STAR WARS THEME SONG WHILE THE OTHER PERSON SLOWLY LIFTS UP THE PIECE OF FABRIC FROM YOUR UNDERWEAR TO UNVEIL YET ANOTHER LAYER OF FABRIC. THIS IS A THING. AND IT’S FANTASTIC.




